This entry exemplifies what food porn really is. While traveling in Roma, I saw some pasta for sale in an Italian trattoria and being naturally cheeky, I couldn't resist getting a bag (actually it was 2 bags). I suppose my enthusiasm infected my cousins and aunt because they each got some too. I wonder if they had any luck finishing the pasta...
What are they and how are they ero-Not Safe for Work (NSFW)?
Obviously, I bought Penis and Vagina pasta.
You know how tourists buy tchotkes on their travels and then return home to regret it terribly? I, too have buyer's remorse. For over a year, I've considered serving them at a bachelorette party (but no one close is getting married), packing it into my lunchbox (but like I said, it's NSFW), organizing a dinner party with it (but got a cringe from a girly girlpal instead). I could have it alone at home, but my showy self insists on sharing my controversial loot with people. Ah, the dilemma!
In addition, it also doesn't help that regardless of whatever sauce I may use: red, white, green or black, associated sexual innuendos are going to keep on coming.
I have resigned myself to finding more gutter-minded foodie friends who will not judge me when I serve them little creamy Alfredo/Carbonara/Pesto/Marinara penises and vaginas. Meanwhile, my dirty bag of pasta will remain in a dark corner of my pantry.
(Photo credit for figs, click here)
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